May 2013
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Baccalaureate mass today!
If someone wants to come over and watch the rest of Harry potter with me and then eat you’re more than welcome to
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
pinnipedmusic:
“Crayola Doesn’t Make a Color For...
Been wishing for the same wish at 11:11 for a long time now. And that’s okayx
Dear followers who don't watch Doctor Who,
sansalightwood:
sorry about all this
jamandbees:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
merelyafleshwound:
luciferisasexybagofdicks:
iepidemic:
hotapplestrider:
twelvejammiedodgers-andafez:
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
rejecting hitler from art school
holy shit
electing george bush twice
hooking up with taylor swift
giving the westboro baptist church internet access
...
soundoffireinthedawn:
loki-0f-asgard:
frankienathanieljonas:
bubblelumps:
was voldemort a virgin
#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
he was a real whore-crux
WHORE-CRUX
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
So should I send my hospital bill to BBC or Steven...
surejohn221b:
thefangirlsarecomeing:
ianoshea:
What if there was a tumblr summer camp where you did fandom related activities and you sat in the grass outside and blogged and got to meet everyone you’ve met on tumblr and you could eat all you wanted it would be so much fun
and instead of embarrassing us with the lame attempts at sports, they will train us to be hunters, companions, space...
slenclerman:
slenclerman:
its three am. do you know where your notes are?
this is a formal apology to everyone who’s ever heard my laugh
recreationalcannibalism:
the-adequate-gatsby:
stultifyandstupefy:
derpes:
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god...
dampsandwich:
i was born wearing sunglasses
misteroswald:
bbc weather right now:
high chance of tears across the entire planet
“The bromance line is crossed when you look into their eyes with so much love...”
– Elton John (via paulmcfruity)
andrysb24:
theninjapirate:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
this is what we need.
we need one of these around here
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tweezing:
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
thatfunnyblog:
When someone calls me attractive
Okay the couple postulate is a theory but its probable
arrestingmyselfinthetardis:
carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:
I have two moods
One is highly sophisticated intellectual who goes into complex thoughts and is always moody and deep
the other is an immature 5 year old that doesn’t know how to control herself or her language or her actions
there is no inbetween
HA I’VE FOUND YOU.
Sorry (not sorry) for all the doctor who spam
